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Oversized fluoride conspiracy t-shirt with retro cartoon-style back print, worn by male model in ecru
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Dentists Recommend Oversized Tee

$54.95
You trust your dentist. They trust the system. Stay minty, stay medicated. A heavyweight graphic tee with a relaxed, oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and a wide ribbed collar, it’s a...
Relaxed oversized fluoride conspiracy hoodie with retro cartoon back print of man holding toothpaste, worn by female model in black
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Dentists Recommend Hoodie

$79.95
Because nothing says “trust the science” like a government-approved neurotoxin. This premium pullover hoodie is warm, heavyweight, and built for daily wear — whether you’re brushing up on fluoride research...
Chemtrails Oversized Tee
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Chemtrails Oversized Tee

$49.95
This oversized tee features a relaxed, boxy fit with dropped shoulders and a wide ribbed collar — built for comfort and made to last. Whether you're running errands or watching...
Democracy Oversized Tee
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Democracy Oversized Tee

$54.95
Left, right, same strings. This oversized graphic tee takes aim at the illusion of choice — featuring a bold print that calls out controlled opposition and the theatre of modern...
Democracy Hoodie
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Democracy Hoodie

$79.95
Pick a side. It doesn't matter. This oversized hoodie blends comfort and bold design. Made from a soft cotton-poly fleece mix, it offers a relaxed fit with a streetwear vibe....
Stay Hydrated Oversized Tee
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Stay Hydrated Oversized Tee

$54.95
Because nothing says public health like mass medication. A bold oversized tee that says what your tap won’t. Inspired by industrial water treatment plants and government-grade hydration, this graphic conspiracy...
Stay Hydrated Hoodie
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Stay Hydrated Hoodie

$79.95
Just drink it. Everyone else does.  This cozy, oversized hoodie combines comfort with a bold statement about what’s really in your water. Made from a soft, eco-friendly cotton-poly blend, it...
Carbon Commissions Oversized Tee
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Carbon Commissions Oversized Tee

$54.95
Nothing says "green future" like a fresh new tax.  This oversized graphic tee is relaxed in fit, heavy in feel, and built to last longer than most climate pledges. Made...
Carbon Commissions Hoodie
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Carbon Commissions Hoodie

$79.95
Warm enough for winter. Cold enough to call out the climate cash grab. This hoodie blends premium comfort with a bold statement. Crafted from a mid-weight fleece made of cotton...