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Relaxed oversized fluoride conspiracy hoodie with retro cartoon back print of man holding toothpaste, worn by female model in black
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Dentists Recommend Hoodie

$79.95
Because nothing says “trust the science” like a government-approved neurotoxin. This premium pullover hoodie is warm, heavyweight, and built for daily wear — whether you’re brushing up on fluoride research...
Gone Hiking Hoodie
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Gone Hiking Hoodie

$79.95
Camouflage looks different these days. Made from mid-weight fleece, this hoodie brings comfort without the bulk. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders make it easy to move, while the soft,...
Raving Since Roswell Hoodie
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Raving Since Roswell Hoodie

$79.95
The truth might be out there, but this hoodie is right here. Crafted from mid-weight fleece, this hoodie offers the perfect balance of warmth and comfort. With a relaxed fit...
Carbon Commissions Hoodie
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Carbon Commissions Hoodie

$79.95
Warm enough for winter. Cold enough to call out the climate cash grab. This hoodie blends premium comfort with a bold statement. Crafted from a mid-weight fleece made of cotton...
Democracy Hoodie
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Democracy Hoodie

$79.95
Pick a side. It doesn't matter. This oversized hoodie blends comfort and bold design. Made from a soft cotton-poly fleece mix, it offers a relaxed fit with a streetwear vibe....
Stay Hydrated Hoodie
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Stay Hydrated Hoodie

$79.95
Just drink it. Everyone else does.  This cozy, oversized hoodie combines comfort with a bold statement about what’s really in your water. Made from a soft, eco-friendly cotton-poly blend, it...
One Giant Leap Hoodie
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One Giant Leap Hoodie

$79.95
One small step for man. One oversized hoodie for everyone else. Crafted for both comfort and style, this oversized hoodie features a premium cotton-polyester fleece blend that’s soft yet durable....
Original Architects Hoodie
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Original Architects Hoodie

$79.95
They didn’t teach this in history class. Probably on purpose. Built for comfort and cosmic theories, this hoodie features a design that questions history. Crafted from soft, mid-weight fleece, it...
Flat Flakes Hoodie
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Flat Flakes Hoodie

$79.95 – $80.00
Your favourite part of the pyramid scheme: breakfast. An oversized Flat Earth hoodie that doubles as your new favorite novelty piece. Crafted from mid-weight polyester fleece, it delivers warmth and...