Flat Flakes Hoodie
Your favourite part of the pyramid scheme: breakfast.
An oversized Flat Earth hoodie that doubles as your new favorite novelty piece. Crafted from mid-weight polyester fleece, it delivers warmth and durability without bulk. The relaxed, dropped-shoulder silhouette and soft interior make it perfect for layering or wearing on its own—ideal for Flat Earth merch collectors, conspiracy-themed streetwear enthusiasts, and anyone craving a conversation-starting graphic hoodie.
- Exclusive design by Fringe Theory
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Premium unisex graphic hoodie
- Relaxed, oversized fit with dropped shoulders
- Excellent print quality
- Made-to-order
All items are made-to-order, which means they are produced specifically for you after you place your order. Production can take up to 7–10 days before items are ready to ship.
Our turnaround time is based on Production Time + Shipping Time, so delivery may vary depending on our current production capacity and the shipping method you choose at checkout.
Shipping timeframes below:
| Location | Standard | Express |
|---|---|---|
| Australia | 5–10 business days | 2–5 business days |
| International | 10–20 business days | N/A |
Because each item is custom-made, we do not accept returns. However, if there’s any issue with your order — such as a defect, damage, or the wrong item — please reach out and we’ll gladly arrange a refund or replacement.